Gardening @ iiitb

by Aditya R. Rachakonda

Just for laughs

From: redeesh.mogul@iiitb.ac.in
To:iiitbs2005
cc: iiitbs2004,facultie
Subject: Re:Spam

Belucci Belucci Belucci Err..... I mean Shanti gowri Lakshmi...err.....
Shanti Shanti Shanti

Lets talk about "Synthesizing Moore's Law Using Ubiquitous Epistemologies "
or Towards the Evaluation of Randomized Algorithms that Made Harnessing and Possibly Visualizing Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Games a Reality instead.

Regards,
redeesh




From: bang.chi@iiitb.ac.in
To:iiitbs2005
cc: iiitbs2004,facultie
Subject: Sab maya hein

I feel there are more contentious issues like the
1. What do you think about the recent panchayat elections in Kurnool dist., AP, India?

2. Do you think its high time aishwarya rai got married?

3. Do you think flirting using group mails should be banned? I think so.

4. Do you think SAP is a mass recruiter? Mass as in individual's mass? Please debate.

Regards,

Bangchi

Smoking kills...But others :-)



From: reddeep.moderator@iiitb.ac.in
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Subject: Re:Spam

Take my phone number 1-600-everreddy . Call me!!!
We can debate it over dinner or lunch or breakfast or inbetween .

Thanks,
Reddeep

The king of good times!





From: De-Morugan@iiitb.ac.in
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cc: iiitbs2004,facultie, Sri.Rao.B.E.LLB.M.A, Sane-dil
Subject: Spam
Your message did not reach some or all of the Lackaidascal prattled recipients.

The following recipient(s) could not be reached:

Mugwallah.Wahdev on 11/22/2005 10:06 PM
The message could not be delivered because the recipient's mailbox is full.


placement2006 on 11/22/2005 10:06 PM
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regards,
DeMorugan
Truce!

P.S Please bare with us :-)))




From: I_man@iiitb.ac.in
To:iiitbs2005
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Subject: Re:Lost Umbrella

Ok fine, I admit you are a moron.. hapy?

Peas,
I'm an
i man therefore I am





From: He_man@iiitb.ac.in
To:iiitbs2005
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Subject: Re:Lost Umbrella

Hi all,
This is not a trivial issue. I was lucky enough to find my umbrella floating in the pond the other day. If you find these mails offensive, you can always switch off the monitor, right?

cheers,
He_man.
Life is an umbrella, open it before the sh** hits the fan.



From: I_man@iiitb.ac.in
To:iiitbs2005
cc: iiitbs2004,facultie

Subject: Re:Lost Umbrella

Hi all,
Please do not mail the groups with such silly issues as losing an umbrella. Im sure it can be used for more useful purposes.

Regards,
I'm an.

I man , therefore I am.





From: iiitb.oxymoron@iiitb.ac.in
To:iiitbs2005
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Subject: Re:Lost Umbrella

Hallo,
Ooops!! I forgot to inform you all that I had lost the umbrella in the first place.
Thanks anyways.

luv,
oxymoron.





From: iiitb.oxymoron@iiitb.ac.in
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Subject: Lost umbrella!!
Hai all,
Sorry for troubling you all. But just wanted to inform you all thaht I found my umbrella , near the canteen kitchen sink.

cheers....hic......hic......hic.....burrrrrrp
oxymoron.


Compiled by Dilip, KK, Harish , Pradeep

Candid Camera

The demands of the students has taken its toll on this placement officer !


Thanks to Krishna, Pradeep and of course Dilip, I thought it was hilarious and deserved to be here where the world could see...

Activities summary @IIIT-B

Upcoming events at IIIT-

1:- Free pulmonology checkup camp (for guys with a weak heart due to the upcoming project demos and exams) at room 132 on monday 5:00 p.m .. (All are welcome)

2:- King Roh's folk songs and Bhava Geethe recital to be held at the OSL lab every wednesday night as a part of the cattle memorial service for the weep-roh-ites

3:- Exhibition of paintings by all TAS , 11 a.m. to 7 p.m near registrar's office. (Attendance compuslory to IIIT students- Attendance to be recorded, sane-dil please note)

4:- Prof Joy Malakar and Prof Dial-up Sukumar give talks on the detrimental effect of Information technology as a prime cause for bird flu in northern botswana province.


5:- IIIT to play host to the birthday celebrations of the german husbandry department president.

Regards,
Sri Rao B.E LLB, M.A

De Morgan's Law

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