Some people never learn

Subject: Re: Regarding KBC joining date email which some of us did not receive.

Oh....
Ah....

I really enjoyed that. I am gonna make an MMS out of all this nonsence for the next iiitb con video. Basically they are trying to improve engliss but I have no hope. Kyon ki Just read my orkut page and any of my testimonials. I still say stuffs when its actually stuff. And I write 'from long' when its 'for long'. Yes. My engliss is improving but slowly and slowly and slowly and slowly and slowly and slowly and slowly and slowly and slowly and slowly and slowly ... yaar let me be frank. Its not.

And if anyone understands my last sentence, I swear I will propose to you and will give you an F grade when you say no (which you surely will). I svare. And if you say, 'Have you ever looked at yourself in the mirror?' I will give you an I grade. Kyon ki Its a new grade. Yaar, they keep adding new kinds of grades like it has always been there.

if u speak bad engliss 8 howers daily that means the other person is going to loss 20 ears in a averaze life of 60 ears to understand it. i think u all know the importance of 20 years so believe me and stop listening to me.

www.chandnibar.xxx
Suck-la (Chameli)
Roll Over 34-28-32

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From: pmily
To: turban-deep ; iiitbs
Sent: Thursday, January 25, 2007 9:23 AM
Subject: Re: Regarding KBC joining date email which some of us did not receive.

I am still not clear on what you are trying to tell or ask. I am sorry I followed the instructions exactly - reading mails with spirit and LSD on insti roof and all.

Whatever internals they wanted, I gave them. Intestines, colons and all. Instead of ALL these crappy group mails, all it would have taken was ONE group mail by any of the KBC Internals about the dates.

Also, how many times do u people expect me to touch ur bases? i am gonna close the loop soon... and while im at it, i'll close the noose around my neck as well.. hope the rope doesnt snap.. i dont wanna touch base when it does.

-Pmily
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From:cantkeepcountanymore@totallyunrelated.com
Subject: Re: Regarding KBC joining date email which some of us did not receive.

Dear All,

First of all, i also agree that it is unfair to link personal & professional issues.

Professionally I mite seem alrite. I love cute kids, so what else can you expect? Nobody is perfect. Thats why I work hard for the smaller bodies. In my opinion, which no body cares, ......

The concerned officer and the concerned student have mixed up professionalism and personalism. The officer, (though I make officer sound like he's a secret nameless Nazi SS officer with dogs, guns and electric chairs.. he's just another person with a name). On my part, I have mixed up professionalism so much that I dont use names anymore. The concerned student mixed up personalism and professionalism. Since someone had asked for spirits to be taken with an email they sent, this mixing has occured. Lets jus quit drinking in hostels and do LSD on insti roof instead. Er, I mean, sort them at a different level. Lets all kiss and make up shall we? Call me 1-800-cutekidlover.

-Coondhan

eef you come today, its too yarly, eef you kam tomarrow, eets too late.. tick tick tick tick

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From:sixthparty@totalcrap.com
Hi all,

It is my sole duty to use such opportunities to spam mailboxes. I still havent gotten over the magic of email and wonder 'wow.. how does that work?!' everytime I send an email. Here, you wonder too!

Hope this mail is taken with spirit.

Cheers!
-Jmulbe
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Subject: Re: Regarding KBC joining date email which some of us did not receive.

Hi Pmily,

How dare you not touch the subject inspite of all his pleading. I have and I regret I did not earlier. Remember the last time I asked you to go on. I was joking. Also no unnecessary diversions. The people already can't watch where they are going or what they're saying.

Regards,
iamsheet
http://iamsheet.blogspot.com

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From:fifthparty@totalcrap
Subject: Re: Regarding KBC joining date email which some of us did not receive.

I have nothing new to say, or add. but just to check if send button of outlook is working, i am gonna repeat what fourthparty had to say, but some suckers will believe I have actually said something new. This is for them.

-fifthparty
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From:fourthparty@peasmaker.com
Subject: Re: Regarding BurgerKing joining dating emailing, whiching er, which some of us did not receive.

Peas. Everybody concerned should just use differences as manure and start growing peas.

-Brandy
The IIIT-B Peas Growing Force

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From:thirdparty@mit-plagiarism.com
Subject: Re: Regarding KBC joining date email which some of us did not receive.

Hi Pmily,

Excuse me? Are we not free enough around here? Or does the very fact that someone here questions is akin to making a mountain out of a molehill? Am I? Was I? Will I? Do I? Say Hi?

Regards,
iamsheet
http://iamsheet.blogspot.com
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Subject: Re: Regarding KBC joining date email which some of us did not receive.

Hi Internals,

I can only take you till the water. Not make you drink it. I can only show you the tree. Am in no shape to climb stairs, how do I climb trees to get you dates?! So you can all snort what you want, but no more spoon-feeding, sleep-depriving, running around, pole-vaulting from my end. Go pluck your own dates.

Pmily
Mr. Pmily OnLiqour
Manager - Reach Out
International Institute for Internally Troubled
Formerly, Indian Institute for Imbecile Trouts.
934934939 - for calls
934939494 - for sms

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Subject: Regarding KBC joining date email which some of us did not receive.

Hi Pmily,

I would like to know the reason for some of us not receiving the dates we wanted. blah blah...

Regards,
The Internals

-The Usual Suspects. and Ajay too.