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Hi, I'm "loud mouth" this is my friend in pink pants "Moanteey"/Gourmet we will be conducting your exams for the evening! Before we start , let me remind you that Plagiarism is a criminal offence! The paper is simple, comprising of about four main sections with three subsections. If you would like to take a break/pee please contact me or Moanteey. Good Luck!
**** Let the circus begin!! ******
What looked like a lazy sunday afternoon turned out to be an early placement day for the seventh batch! The students were seen walking out of the hall discussing very animatedly and consoling each other....
After hours of scrutunising and running complex algorithms to ensure all fairness in the tests...
Loud Mouth: Ok everybadie,(yelling) I have reesults naow, (yelling louder) I'm going to put it up on the notice board (yelling even more) ..
**** Let the circus begin!! ******
What looked like a lazy sunday afternoon turned out to be an early placement day for the seventh batch! The students were seen walking out of the hall discussing very animatedly and consoling each other....
After hours of scrutunising and running complex algorithms to ensure all fairness in the tests...
Loud Mouth: Ok everybadie,(yelling) I have reesults naow, (yelling louder) I'm going to put it up on the notice board (yelling even more) ..
Moanteey : Be prepared with Data Structures/ Mining / Warehousing/ Abuse/ Reusability!
***** A few moments later at the Interview ******
See-the-earth-ready : Ok, so why did you choose to take up research?
Hapless Candidate #1 : Sirji, I mean See-the-earthji, My mind, and my body I want to augment with my soul since birth, so want to have ..
See-the-earth-ready : (interrupting) Ok ok I think I get the point....(WHat the?!?!)
.......
Loudmouth: Ok, ready turbulent coder #2?
turbulent coder #2: Yessir..
Moanteey: All the best ok.. go
Nike-l: Ok so what are your interests?
turbulent coder #2 : Hockey, TT, UT, CT, IT,BT...
Nike-l: Why do you wish to work in semi-structured-analysis-of-manually-derived-wide-area-distributed-randomised-search-networks?
turbulent coder #2 : Err, what?
.......
***** After a six-hour long gruelling interview session ******
We caught up with one of the interviewers, See-the-earth-ready. Ready says "the USP of Open Some Labs is to get the best of the bestest of the newest". Ready claims "We have managed to achieve 33% reservation for women". Ready also insists "The whole process was completely transparent ". Ready smiles emphatically and proclaims "Lets Open Some Labs"
As reported by our special correspondents Dialup, Darvin and Hash
posted by Harish @ 10:04 PM
13 comments
13 Comments:
great work guys ...!
happy to see some major backbyting going on ...
maybe you could have some anecdotes from Prof.CNet, the head of Open Some Labs as well ...
lame?
so byte me!
33% :o
What!
When I first saw the mail for the "exam" I was like WTF? Why conduct an exam for an "Open Some Lab" (to quote you). Does any respectable open source thing have an exam? It is open for all, ain't it? Anyone, can join in. But heck, this is iit with an extra 'i' thrown in.
The worst part were the interviews? Duh! You ask the same interview question to all the people?? Sic!
Hey! I've been mis-quoted yet again :) Unfortunately, we were not able to achieve the said reservation (sic)
@anonymous,
Well buddy, it is Open Systems (or "some"...whatever) Lab, not Open Source Lab. And no, by that we don't mean open for all; we certainly can't have every anonymous guy commenting. Anyways, like Harish said, we want to get the "best of the bestest" :)
- See-the-earth-ready
To sid...
Even the Indian govt is unable to implement the said reservation after passing the bill.So u need not worry abt that thing.
One suggestion-:
Sid try to "Open some labs" for the new OSL joineeeeeee. as u ppl have got it.
Actually the questions were:
1)Ghar jate ho kya.........(in his mind roz jana aur sweets lana).
2)Ghar kitne door hai (So that I will come to your house).
3)(To beauty(fool) girl) Koi boyfriend to nahi hai na (checking the channel).
ddtbhai- the grand ol man of backbytes.. good to see you here..
ambar- ur probably saying "you wish"
anonymous- wow intense!heard of a lil something called "exaggeration?"
sid-or should i say "see-the-earth-redy",ur taking this in the right spirit bud
The last comment is yours..isn;t it milind?
@(one of the helpless candidate),
Boy, you read our minds! These questions were probably what were on our minds, but I thought we managed to wade them off. Now I wonder, did we?
Mr See-the-Earth-Ready, don't get over the moon... get back to "REALITY -:(C-NET;-)".
Congrats for your Coat-aaa... but where are they... we have more "Who"men??? then .... Men here....
Let there be more such Open Labs.... and Closed doors... Let the iiitb Family grow and prosper... and as an Aluminium "m-eambar" mentioned... Re-production license is "bar"red here as your -Corress-(des)pondents mentioned ... Plagiarism is a criminal offence!
one simple question:
"Was this recruitment process using the Push protocol or Pull protocol?? ;)
Hmmm... hahahahahaha!!!
Too cool man! hilarious!!
But ya guyz aren't concerned that CNet might come across this? He also blogs, ya know..
http://free2enter.blogspot.com/
wow! the post is wonderful
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