Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Just for laughs

From: redeesh.mogul@iiitb.ac.in
To:iiitbs2005
cc: iiitbs2004,facultie
Subject: Re:Spam

Belucci Belucci Belucci Err..... I mean Shanti gowri Lakshmi...err.....
Shanti Shanti Shanti

Lets talk about "Synthesizing Moore's Law Using Ubiquitous Epistemologies "
or Towards the Evaluation of Randomized Algorithms that Made Harnessing and Possibly Visualizing Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Games a Reality instead.

Regards,
redeesh




From: bang.chi@iiitb.ac.in
To:iiitbs2005
cc: iiitbs2004,facultie
Subject: Sab maya hein

I feel there are more contentious issues like the
1. What do you think about the recent panchayat elections in Kurnool dist., AP, India?

2. Do you think its high time aishwarya rai got married?

3. Do you think flirting using group mails should be banned? I think so.

4. Do you think SAP is a mass recruiter? Mass as in individual's mass? Please debate.

Regards,

Bangchi

Smoking kills...But others :-)



From: reddeep.moderator@iiitb.ac.in
To:iiitbs2005
cc: iiitbs2004,facultie
Subject: Re:Spam

Take my phone number 1-600-everreddy . Call me!!!
We can debate it over dinner or lunch or breakfast or inbetween .

Thanks,
Reddeep

The king of good times!





From: De-Morugan@iiitb.ac.in
To:iiitbs2005
cc: iiitbs2004,facultie, Sri.Rao.B.E.LLB.M.A, Sane-dil
Subject: Spam
Your message did not reach some or all of the Lackaidascal prattled recipients.

The following recipient(s) could not be reached:

Mugwallah.Wahdev on 11/22/2005 10:06 PM
The message could not be delivered because the recipient's mailbox is full.


placement2006 on 11/22/2005 10:06 PM
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regards,
DeMorugan
Truce!

P.S Please bare with us :-)))




From: I_man@iiitb.ac.in
To:iiitbs2005
cc: iiitbs2004,facultie, masters.of.the.universe

Subject: Re:Lost Umbrella

Ok fine, I admit you are a moron.. hapy?

Peas,
I'm an
i man therefore I am





From: He_man@iiitb.ac.in
To:iiitbs2005
cc: iiitbs2004,facultie, masters.of.the.universe

Subject: Re:Lost Umbrella

Hi all,
This is not a trivial issue. I was lucky enough to find my umbrella floating in the pond the other day. If you find these mails offensive, you can always switch off the monitor, right?

cheers,
He_man.
Life is an umbrella, open it before the sh** hits the fan.



From: I_man@iiitb.ac.in
To:iiitbs2005
cc: iiitbs2004,facultie

Subject: Re:Lost Umbrella

Hi all,
Please do not mail the groups with such silly issues as losing an umbrella. Im sure it can be used for more useful purposes.

Regards,
I'm an.

I man , therefore I am.





From: iiitb.oxymoron@iiitb.ac.in
To:iiitbs2005
cc: iiitbs2004,facultie

Subject: Re:Lost Umbrella

Hallo,
Ooops!! I forgot to inform you all that I had lost the umbrella in the first place.
Thanks anyways.

luv,
oxymoron.





From: iiitb.oxymoron@iiitb.ac.in
To:iiitbs2005
cc: iiitbs2004,facultie

Subject: Lost umbrella!!
Hai all,
Sorry for troubling you all. But just wanted to inform you all thaht I found my umbrella , near the canteen kitchen sink.

cheers....hic......hic......hic.....burrrrrrp
oxymoron.


Compiled by Dilip, KK, Harish , Pradeep

8 Comments:

At Thu Nov 24, 02:38:00 AM GMT+5:30, Blogger Arvind N said...

Hilarious... I nearly fell off the chair reading it and laughing about it.. and the way you guys have "renamed" people is amazing. Hats Off.

 
At Fri Nov 25, 06:46:00 PM GMT+5:30, Blogger Sids said...

Good one! Wish the reality was any further from this!

 
At Sat Nov 26, 12:44:00 AM GMT+5:30, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMFAO. You hit the nail dude :D :D

 
At Mon Nov 28, 02:09:00 PM GMT+5:30, Blogger Ambar said...

This is rocking hilarious. As long as we don't look like the TIET mailing list, we're ok. ;-)

 
At Tue Nov 29, 09:56:00 PM GMT+5:30, Blogger Vivek Kant Indrayan said...

LOL ! Undoubtedly, one of the best posts ever on Backbytes!

Keep it going...

 
At Tue Dec 13, 10:08:00 PM GMT+5:30, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hola-I loved the one on reddeep.
Truly, Harish you are a genius. I wonder who you are though.

- A 2005-junior!

 
At Tue Dec 13, 10:15:00 PM GMT+5:30, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember mogul saab once said something like - "The effect of randomization in the markov chains would be similar to something like JAVA VIRTUAL MACHINE!".
I nearly died laughing...Mogul saab you are good for our health.

And shouldn't i'man should be named:
I-a-man-?

 
At Mon Jan 02, 11:04:00 PM GMT+5:30, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO Hillarious Harish , bang.chi really speaks the same way

 

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