Placement Bytes

Life from the eyes of a placement team member…

~ Man that HR is cute, if only this exam didn’t have to count so much!!!

~ [At an annoying HR making unreasonable demands] What do you mean you want to be scheduled on the first day? For the ridiculously low pay package you offer? And you don’t even sound cute!

~ [On the empty handed arrival of company HR executives] What?!??? No goodies? We get up at 8 in the morning put on gaudy shirts and rush to the reception for this?? Least you could;ve done is got us a friggin pen with your friggin logo on it !!! You are last the next time around..!

Look at that HR taking pics.. (pointing fingers at a company executive) Hehehe..maybe we should go upto her and charge her !
Exhibit #1 , garden… that’ll be Rs 20 ma’am.
Exhibit #2 , The strange mathematical object near the director’s cabin? Erm that’s Rs 25 per shot ma’am. Infact you could pay us about Rs 40 and have it.
Meee? You want a pic of me? Oh come on ma’am.. :)

[Lunchtime no pizzas remaining… ] They come to our campus, eat our pizzas, drink our pepsi , take photos and ogle at our campus and recruit only 1 ???!?? And refuse to send the offer letters even after 6 weeks and that too for a lousy internship? Who do they think they are? Google?

[just prior to the presentation] Yes sir, that’s the board.. No you don’t flip to the next page by surgically moving it using a crowbar.. you just tap at that green arrow…. Yep TAP … see magic... you use this pen… yep it’s a light pen alrite…. Tap tap scribble scribble… see more magic .... now lets get on with the talk..shall we?

[Company executives describing the passion quotient one needs to possess for testing… ]
Yaaaaaaaaaaaawn…wake me up when the talk about pay arises..