SCANDAL: PLacement officer bags the highest pay!!

Even as the shock waves begin to recede through the campus, some crucial questions have been plaguing everyone's minds, Questions that are laced with suspicion, and disbelief. The man,in question though hasnt gotten over the euphoria, or atleast pretends that way. Yeah you guessed it right, we are talking about Dilip Sookumar here. The same Dilip who surprised the entire campus wih his placement in Mycrosoft. While most people might just dismiss it as a coincidence, we have reason to believe that there are darker and more sinister secrets behind the "success" story and everything is not as idyllic as it might appear. Here are some of the facts that have lent credence to our theory.

Dilip Sookumar's first cousin, BhagyaLaxmi Sooperkumari happens to be best friends with the HR executive of Mycrosoft, during their MBA, at Little Flower's, Pune. Apparently, they were roommates, and bonded very well together.They would have pillow fights for hours, giggling about silly irrelevant issues..anyways..

A day before the placement team was to be finalised, Dilip was spotted taking the chief placement officer P-mily for lunch at a very expensive joint in town, even though at the beginning of the term , Dilip showed absolutely no interest in joining the placement team.

It didn't shock us therefore that Mycrosoft which earlier had the GPA , suddenly on the day of placement decided to waive it off.

We also now have conclusive evidence given to us by one of the placement officers,on condition of anonymity, that Dilip had been making quite a few long distance calls to Cyberarabad over the last couple of months, although he himself has confessed to having no relatives or friends there.

It is said that the controversy, has its root dug deep thru the entire spread of MS management. It therefore, came as no surprise to us, that Bill Gates decided to recently quit , in disgust ,the company he started .

Now rumored to be working on a book , titled 'How I became the most eligible bachelor overnight' , slated for release in September, Dilip has just one thing to say when confronted with all these glaring facts

" Datastructures Macha.." he drawls.

Yeah right!!


P.S Some names have been changed to protect the identities of the People, Organizations and Institutions !
Courtesy - Pradeep "Marlboro" Puthparampil , Krishna "Mojo" Kumar and Hashish D